I repeat. Do not move to Los Angeles. Unless you want to deal with this.

Message me and I will send you my Westside neighborhood guide.

75 degrees in February.

Saturday mornings at the Brentwood Country Mart with a Caffe Luxxe cappuccino in hand.

Pilates at sunrise. Beach walk at sunset. Both in the same day.

Erewhon smoothies that taste like a vacation.

Dinner at Baltaire with friends who actually show up on time because it’s only 10 minutes away.

Hikes in Mandeville Canyon where the air smells like eucalyptus.

Farmer’s markets every weekend with strawberries that ruin you for grocery store fruit.

Golden hour at the Bluffs. Every. Single. Night.

Year-round patio dining at Divino, Ospi, Pizzana, and Toscana.

Will Rogers State Park on a Sunday with the dog.

Getty Center afternoons when you need a reset.

Ocean views from your morning walk on San Vicente.

Communities where neighbors wave, kids ride bikes, and the dry cleaner knows your name.

So yes. Truly. Do not move here. Unless you want all of this to be your everyday.

Message me and I will share the neighborhoods I would move my own family into right now.

Leah Guerra, a Brentwood, Los Angeles real estate agent showing you how to live like a local.

Serving Brentwood, Santa Monica, Pacific Palisades, and the greater Westside.